I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize