marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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