It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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