This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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