It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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