Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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