remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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