I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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