Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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