May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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