He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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