I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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