Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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