I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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