That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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