How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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