On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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