i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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