I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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