they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you had me at cake vodka
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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