Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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