i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
