She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
