I heard we made out
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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