Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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