Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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