What a fucking waste of an outfit
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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