My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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