I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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