put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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