she takes plan B like it's going out of style
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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