Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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