remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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