Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My life is pants optional.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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