Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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