im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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