I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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