Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
no you cant smoke seaweed
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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