absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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