it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Found the puke drawer
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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