the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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