I'm passing your future prison.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
