the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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