at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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