so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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