Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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