Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So much rum. So many feels.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
God, I missed his penis.
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