I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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