How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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