Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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