I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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