How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I understand Curling. That high.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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