On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Randomize
